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hmmm, nikogo nie ma - chyba gaszę światło i wychodzę ....
miłego dnia anyway
oraz sposób na pewną karierę naukową, literacką i medialną :
Step 1) Pick something that happens which you'd like to avoid.
Ok.. People die.. that sucks. Let's pick "death".
Step 2) Find something specific which all those people have in common
Ok.. umm.. Everyone eats carrots. And everyone who has carrots dies. WOW! I must have discovered a contributing factor to death! I'm going to change the world by pointing out how dangerous carrots are! But.. how?
Step 3)Search PubMed for the most one-sided studies you can which might support your theory... because who needs decent studies when you know you're right in your heart?
Carrots are full of dangerous anti-oxidants which can easily convert to pro-oxidants in the wrong doses, but more important than that - carrots are high in beta-carotene.. which converts to Vitamin A in the body. Vitamin A is a very dangerous vitamin, which has been known in some cases to cause the following symptoms.
* Nausea
* Loss of appetite
* Headache
* Peeling skin
* Hair loss
* Tiredness
* Menstrual irregularity
* Enlarged liver
* Enlarged spleen
Also, in some cases, Vitamin A has been linked to so-called "silent killler disease", a term used to classify an entire range of diseases and conditions which may result in death without any clear symptoms, and avoid easy diagnosis.
Step 4)Cite an irrelevant, non-credible website which seems fairly credible on initial examination.. but only after an attention-grabbing headline all in caps
LOOK! THE INDIAN GOVERNMENT DISCOVERED THE DANGERS OF VITAMIN A, AND SUED UNICEF!
http://www.overpopulation.com/articles/2003/000072.html
Step 5)Offer a book, or supplement on your website which can be used to counteract the problem indicated in Step 1
Buy my new book: CARROTS: THE ORANGE PLAGUE OF DOOM, available at Barnes and Noble stores across the US starting July 23rd. Pre-order now, because it's sure to sell out.