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Anonim

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dzień dobry

eee, marna promocja, powinno być druga gratis albo cuś podobnego hrhr

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jakryc ZASŁUŻONY

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albo taka promocja:

do każdej pani jeden pan gratis.

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Grasik

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howdy ho :)

28:06:42:12
That is when the world will end.

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Anonim

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Przychodzi baba do lekarza.
- Panie doktorze, chciałabym coś na głowę.
- Najładniej byłoby pani w moherowym bereciku.

hrhr

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Anonim

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Dresiarz wraca z Paryża.

Jego żona zaraz do niego leci i ryczy - Opowiadaj Stefan, jak było.
Na to Stefan piznął blady na sofę, łyknął duszkiem browara i mówi:

- Patrzę w prawo - kuuu.. mać ...
- Patrzę w prawo - ja pi......le ...
- Patrzę prosto - no do ch.ja ...

Na to żona, wzdychając - Boże, jak tam musi być pięknie!

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Anonim

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Kobieta stoi przy garach i zeskrobuje brud z patelni teflonowej nożem.
Do kuchni wchodzi mąż i mówi:
- Zgłupiałaś? Czemu skrobiesz nożem po teflonie?
- Sam jesteś poteflon.

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x-ray ZASŁUŻONY

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Haslo na poniedzialek.

Zmieniony przez - x-ray w dniu 2005-11-21 10:25:49

Koksy to nie wszystko http://www.sfd.pl/temat148281/
Nie masz koncepcji, zajrzyj tutaj http://www.sfd.pl/temat255388/
Patrz co jesz http://www.sfd.pl/temat280738/
Train smarter, not just harder!

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x-ray ZASŁUŻONY

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Oj dobry.

Koksy to nie wszystko http://www.sfd.pl/temat148281/
Nie masz koncepcji, zajrzyj tutaj http://www.sfd.pl/temat255388/
Patrz co jesz http://www.sfd.pl/temat280738/
Train smarter, not just harder!

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Anonim

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Verity, 48, was adhering to a 21-day spiritual cleansing course, wherein followers of Breatharianism eschew all food and drink for seven days. They continue to abstain, fourteen more days, from all but sips of water.

During Verity's brief stay in the Scottish Highlands, she endeavor to master the art of "pranic feeding," surviving on inhaled carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen.

Guru Jasmuheen, an Australian formerly known as Ellen Greve, boasts 5000 followers worldwide, though she does not disclose whether they are always the same followers. She points out that 'breatharianism' is the perfect cure for anorexia, and world hunger, as adherents need never eat nor drink again.

Anorexia sufferers, and hunger victims, have already attempted this course of action, with known results. Nutritionists say a human can survive without fluid for six days, at most. These research results did not deter Verity, who took to the wilds with only a tent and her grit and determination.

She died from hypothermia and dehydration, aggravated by lack of food.

Jasmuheen, whose dress size was not disclosed, claims to have survived on "liquid air" since 1993, although she does allow herself cups of herbal tea and chocolate biscuits. The founder of the cult said that Verity's death was not due to physical need for food. Rather, it was a failure to satisfy spiritual needs brought about by a battle with her own ego.

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Anonim

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Bizarre Death
1994 Urban Legend

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:

On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

"Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide."

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.