Kawa czy herbata część I

Teraz możemy założyć klub gapciów

Boże... dziś rano ważyłem 101 kilo - teraz ważę o 5.5 kilo więcej...
Oh.... mój brzooszek!

no to krooszku ładowałeś

hehehe - ale ja się nie popłakałem :p
Jedynie brzuszek rozszadza - i czuję że coś się świeci... w jelitach
Oki - juz póxno - pora do łóżeczka
Branoc

Zmieniony przez - Kruszek w dniu 2004-05-30 01:39:50

no i ptaszki zaczely śpiewać
zasiedzialam się %)

zalapie sie jeszcze na 'dobranoc'

na dziendoberek raczej

<czas w las>


wstajemy! wstajemy!
milego dzionka!


Zmieniony przez - xxxxxl w dniu 2004-05-30 07:16:58

uaaaaa
ano wstalam wstalam

dzieki za kawe

czesc

good morning Vietnam

<zzzziiiieeeewww>

czas na spooźnione aeroby - dziś bendzie experyment ( ECTRxRammstein ) - do zobaczenia jak przeżyję hrhr

przezyjesz
jooz sie o to nie martw

btw
wrzoocam cos jeszcze na ftp
bedzie w katalogu za jakies 3 godzinki

btw 2
sprawdzilam sobie przed chwila z czystej ciekawosci zawartosc slownika niestandardowego ktoorym mam utworzony w wordzie
hrhr
jakie fajne sloowka tam sa

Zmieniony przez - Grasik w dniu 2004-05-30 10:18:44

ja tez cos mam %)

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?"
"Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47,"
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".

hrhr