Kawa czy herbata część I

ja moze w przyszlym tygodniu

echhh

jeszcze godzinka i home sweet home
nie mooj %)

ale ciiichutko...

to tak żeby nie naruszyć ciszy
pooglądajcie sobie
w temacie
piekna nasza polska cala
http://www.ckmedia.pl/~jankomuzykant/szlaki/szlaki.htm

wyprostuje sie jutro ;)..ale juz prawie..wszystko jest na dobrej drodze...

swietna stronka finnie

dobry wieczoor

grasiu..te strony sa 'piekne'..znam wiekszosc tych miejsc osobiscie ;)

nie watpie
ja troche roowniez
niestety nie wszystkie
moze uda sie latem cos z nich odwiedzic
w koncu jesli dobrze poojdzie nie bede daleko



A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...


Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.
Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: Oh, it's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: You have a gun in there?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car. She's in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the trunk?!?

The officer tells the man to hold on, backs off carefully, and calls for backup. Quickly, the car is surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure, Officer.
Captain: Hmm, this license is just fine. Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove compartment, please, so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

He opens it, and sure enough, there's no gun.

Captain: Would you mind if we opened the trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver: No problem.

The trunk is opened, nothing in there but a spare tire.

Captain: The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove compartment, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!




Zmieniony przez - Grasik w dniu 2004-03-18 23:04:22

a co tu tak cicho ?

to jest facet %)

ja jestem
a reszta pewnie z okazji urodzin tykoosia nie jest w stanie być

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