“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
He was in Warsaw - byl na wojnie,widzial
Never ending story - bardzo dlugie zaslony
Glasgow - szklo poszlo
My girl is very expensive to me
coin painting=malarstwo Moneta
I towers You = wierzę Ci
Don't make the village - nie rób wiochy
I feel train to you = czuję do ciebie pociąg :)
thank you from the mountain - dziękuję z góry
Don't backtrack the guitar - nie zawracaj mi gitary
turn the cat around by a tail -odwracanie kota ogonem
JABŁKOWY ORANGEJUICE PROSZĘ
brain fire tire = zapalenie opon mozgowych
after birds = po ptokach
don't boat yourself = nie ludz sie
I see in the boat - Widzew Łódź
Put coffe on the table - wyłożyć kawę na ławę
I'm from Beeftown - jestem z Wołomina
Garden's School's Band... Zespól Szkól Ogrodniczych
Biały Bez - White Whitout
I'LL ANIMAL IT TO YOU - zwierzę Ci się
VILLAGE KILLED BY DESKS - wiocha zabita dechami
The west of the sun - zachód słońca
let's go horses on the beton = poszły konie po betonie
pomroczność jasna - afterdarkness light
Afterelephant me! = "Zaslon mnie"
Sh!t goes around me = g. mnie to obchodzi
Things in the ground = w gruncie rzeczy
To cut the mosquito - uciąć komara
Ale kultowa w Newcastle jest story jak w fabryce chlopaki (Polacy) co juz troche pracowali przychodzili do swiezakow z agencji co byli kilka dni i mowili: " Ty patrz stoimy nic nie robimy, chcesz zostac na kontrakt? To musisz zawsze jak jest taka akcja isc do szefa i poprosic go o cos na szybko do roboty! " - "no a jak to jest po angielsku" - "Can you give me some quick hand-job pls"

“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
Do autobusu wchodzi mały chłopiec, siada na fotelu za kierowcą i zaczyna swój wywód.
- Gdyby mój tata był bykiem, a moja mama krową, to ja byłbym małym byczkiem.
Kierowcę najwyraźniej zaczyna to drażnić.
- A gdyby mój tata był słoniem, a moja mama słonicą, pewnie byłbym małym słonikiem - kontynuuje malec.
- A gdyby twój ojciec był pijakiem, a twoja matka prostytutką ?! - drze się na całe gardło kierowca.
- Wtedy pewnie kierowałbym autobusem...
ahahaha spadlem z krzesla :D
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
Myśli siedzę sam, autobus przyjedzie niedługo, robię tu.
Zrobił co miał zrobić, podjeżdża blase83 autobusem, murzyn wsiada a blase stoi i nie zamyka drzwi.
Murzyn po chwili:
- panie odjeżdżasz pan czy nie
-a dziecka pan nie zapomniałeś?
Zmieniony przez - leyus w dniu 2011-01-19 18:16:14
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
- Bo Mariusz szybciej dopływał do chleba...
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
Student UMCS mówi:
- Poproszę jednego BigMaca.
Absolwent:
- A może frytki do tego?
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski

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