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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually [...]

EuroEnglish Here it is - the latest news from Europe. The European Union commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling [...]

coś dla naszych anglistek English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, [...]

Pouczająca lektura, polecam : What Do Women Really Want? Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur, would have a year to figure out the [...]

WAR OF THE ROSES It all started when a listener complained that her husband was a "Mama's Boy." We called posing as a flower service offering a free dozen roses to see if he would send them to his wife or mother. He chose his mother and an argument ensued. Since that day, hundreds of listeners have called and e-mailed asking us to test [...]

coś dla Mavrika : Sports Nutrition Sports Medicine Systems,Inc. Nancy Clark,MS,RD RECOVERY AFTER HARD EXERCISE To fuel the demands of strenuous exercise, you should not only feed your muscles high carbohydrate foods prior to strenuous exercise, but also refuel them afterwards. By choosing carbohydrate-rich foods and fluids after rigorous training [...]

hihi, to dobre jest : A Welshman walked into his bedroom with sheep under his arm. "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache" he said. "I think you'll find that's a sheep" said his wife, sarcastically. "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.." said the Welshman

[...] acid oxidation as well as by helping to efficiently metabolise alcohol. Sesamin and episesamin have been shown to raise aldehyde dehydrogenase levels by more than 3 fold. When alcohol is consumed, it enters cells and is broken down into a toxic compound known as acetaldehyde. An enzyme called aldehyde dehydrogenase 2 (ALDH2) converts the [...]

hmmm, nikogo nie ma - chyba gaszę światło i wychodzę .... miłego dnia anyway oraz sposób na pewną karierę naukową, literacką i medialną : Step 1) Pick something that happens which you'd like to avoid. Ok.. People die.. that sucks. Let's pick "death". Step 2) Find something specific which all those people have in common Ok.. umm.. [...]

[...] steroids for sale. After setting up an e-mail account under a fictitious name, investigators from the GOA placed 22 orders for anabolic steroids and paid for them in full. When the orders were received, they found out that 10 of the shipments came from foreign countries and 4 of them came from within the United States. Eight of the orders that [...]

[...] there. It was just a matter of putting proper way of exicuting each technique. And I saw him last two weeks before he died in Hong Kong. I had just finished my movie "When Tae Kwon Do Strikes". And then he saw me off at the air port on the 6th of July. " Innymi słowy Jhoon Rhee nie uczył Bruce'a, to była 2 przyjaciół która [...]

[...] A Gunner legend he will be To the tune "Locomotion" by Little Eva Everybody's doing a brand new dance now Come on Toure, do the Kolo-motion Wenger got to like it When he gave it a chance now, Come on Highbury, do the Kolo-motion Everybody says he defends with ease Brings van Nistlerooy to his knees So come on, come on, Do the Kolo- [...]

[...] there. It was just a matter of putting proper way of exicuting each technique. And I saw him last two weeks before he died in Hong Kong. I had just finished my movie "When Tae Kwon Do Strikes". And then he saw me off at the air port on the 6th of July. " Innymi słowy Jhoon Rhee nie uczył Bruce'a, to była 2 przyjaciół która [...]

[...] style. They are locked into categorizing and labeling everything they see, even down to the current label du jour, “He’s doing MMA.” When it comes to JKD, an individual expresses themselves using whatever technique or action they choose to use at the moment. At times what they do may resemble Thai Boxing [...]

[...] learned valuable things from each other. żeby nie było, że jestem jednostronny: RHEE: I too have heard people who think Bruce wasn't a real fighter, but he really was. When he was in high school in Hong Kong, he fought in a Golden Gloves boxing tournament and knocked out the reighning champion after only a few weeks of training. Bruc e was [...]

[...] Creatine use has also been shown to offset the decline in GLUT4 observed during immobilization. In another study, creatine ingestion did not affect muscle GLUT4 expression. When combined with heavy resistance training, creatine supplementation increases muscle creatine kinase mRNA expression, likely due to concomitant increases in the expression [...]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17413096 'DESIGN: The study was a randomized crossover design with two 8-wk treatment periods. During the treatment periods, subjects consumed all of the calories needed for weight maintenance in either 3 meals/d or 1 meal/d. RESULTS: Subjects who completed the study maintained their body weight within 2 kg of [...]

DIM is an indole plant nutrient found in cruciferous vegetables including broccoli, cabbage, Brussels Sprouts and Cauliflower. Unlike other plant nutrients, such as soy isoflavones, DIM has unique and distinct hormonal benefits.* DIM appears to support the activity of specific enzymes that improve estrogen metabolism in both men and women.* The [...]

[...] (16% bioavailability) and stability constant of 2.8. Weak bonds provide a high bioavailability. Magnesium citrate works by attracting water through the tissues by osmosis. When the Magnesium citrate reaches the small intestine it attracts enough water to induce defecation. The extra water helps create more faeces, stimulating bowel motility and [...]

BOOSTERY TESTOSTERONU:(c.d) 4) Mucuna Pruriens - ŚWIERZBIEC WŁASCIWY (inaczej zwany aksamitne ziarno) Gatunek rośliny z rodziny bobowatych. Pochodzi z Azji Wschodniej, Moluków i Filipin. Obecnie rozprzestrzenił się w całej strefie tropikalnej i występuje tu zarówno jako zdziczały, jak i roślina uprawiana. Jej nasiona zawierają będący [...]