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warezz było mu dać swój śpiworek żeby wytarł plejstejszyna, mówiłeś że śpiworek i tak był do prania, a na zmywaku jak nikt nie będzie widział to wypierzesz
ja jak by mi jakiś cham tak zrobił to bym nie chciał znać
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to sciame bo to i tak byla tylko obudowa od playa i naaprawde trzymal w srodku paprykarz szczecisnki, takie oryginalne pudeleczko znalezione na smietniku, i sie wkurzyl bo jedna puszka byla otwarta w srodku i teraz jak to zjesc?
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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no taka zniewaga to krwi wymaga!
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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Three babies
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward. One is an Englishman, one a Welshman and the other a Jamaican. Suddenly the doctor comes and says,
“Gentlemen, your wives have all had little boys! However in the confusion we may have mixed the babies up. Could you come to the nursery to help us identify them?"
The Welshman ran to the nursery, picked up a dark-skinned baby with dreadlocks and said,
“This boy is mine.”
The surprised doctor said, “But this child looks Jamaican.”
“True,” said the Welshman “but there is a fifty fifty chance that one of the others is English, and I’m not taking the risk.”
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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A South African, an Aussie and a Londoner were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.
The South African grabs his beer downs it, tosses his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and says
"In Souff Efrika we haf so many glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Aussie then downs his beer throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims;
"Ay mate, in Oz we have so much sand which makes glass really cheap so we too never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie and the South African and says;
"In London we have so many South Africans and Aussies that we never have to drink with the same one twice.
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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Leci Polak, Niemiec i Anglik samolotem, nagle nastepuje komunikat ze samolot spada i trzeba wyskoczyc ze spadochronem.
Biegna wiec do do schowka z spadochronami ale okazuje sie ze zostaly dwa...
Jako ze Polak dobiegl pierwszy lapie ten spadochron i biegnie do niemca
- Sluchaj Stary tyle lat nienawisci, trzeba to skonczyc bierz spadochron i skacz!
Niemiec skoczyl a Polak podchodzi do Angola i mowi:
- Dobra stary bierz spadochron i skacz!
Na co Anglik odpowiada
-podziwam Ci myslalem ze Wy sie nienawidzicie z Niemcami, a Ty mu swoj spadochron oddales...Niesamowity gest...
-Glupi jestes??
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