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nigdy,nigdy nie bede z polakiem!po jaka kurke mi indyjskie kunopia
jak muj pachnacy indianin jest taki opalony
~anitaAlbanskaPsita , 08.07.2010 18:17
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A JA NIGDY Z POLKA BO MOJA SZKOTKA TO ISTNA BOGINI A CO ... 08.07.2010 19:17
... POTRAFI W ŁÓŻKU UFFFFFFFFF A POLKA OWSZE IDEALNA ALE DO GAROW I SPRZATANIA NO ALE OPALENI INDIANCE LUBIA DARMOWA SLUZBE BLACHA ~SZKOT
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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Nie rozumie jak Polak morze byc nad Tamizo.
tomek.
dzisiaj, 15:30
Obserwuj
A fcale nie. Co ? Zadroscisz Wengrom ? Takiemu napszyklad Arsenowi Wengerowi ?
Ale za to w Polszy to za pincet zloty robiom to w jukeju jest tysionc razy lepiej nad rzekom mieszkac. Nie wracam do krajo, co mnie nie dal nic, a w jukeju mogem kupic dezodorant adidasa za pitnascie minut pracy.
A telewizur mam najcieniejszy i najwienkszy we fsi - wyslalem z jukeja jak wysylalem zeczy kupione na karbucie - orginalny obraz Wita Stfosza i zbrojem krula Artura z dziewietnastego wieku.
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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Ja mam telewizor 7D z napendem jondrowym z Marsa, daly mie z benefituw, bo powiedzialem ze mam siedem oczuw i nie moge byc dyskryminowany ! To je rzycie !
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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już myślałem że fajnego komentarza na onecie nie zobaczę, a jednak
http://wiadomosci.onet.pl/forum.html#forum:MSwxNSwxMSw3MzAyOTExNywxODk2ODUzMTcsOTI5ODM0MywwLGZvcnVtMDAxLmpz Zaraz zjawia sie nasi "Wonsaci Husarze"...
...i zaczna obrazac Polki, trzesac sie ze strachu przed skleceniem calego zdania po angielsku. Oczywiscie nasi brzuchaci koneserzy piw krajowych oraz cajdra, ubrani w mysliwskie kamizelki i czapki bejsbolowki, z saszetkami wystajacymi spod waleczkow na brzuszku, za ideal maja swoje mamy, nieskalane dziewice, ktore niejedna wojne przezyly, z chlebakiem granatow i zlotem schowanym w upiete koki przed ruskimi na granicy. Naturalnie zaden husarz nie odwazylby sie wystartowac do dziewczyny "zagramanicznej", bo nie jest w stanie nawet odpowiedziec w sklepie na pytanie "Hew ju got Nektar kard ?", a jesli poleci "Du ju kolekt skul wauczers", nasz amigo wydaje z siebie jedynie obrazone pomrukiwanie, "Hm, mhm" usmiecha sie glupkowato i kreci glowa...Tak tak nektarynki, spojrzcie sie na siebie wonsata szaranczo, zanim zaczniecie obrazac Polki, one przynajmniej znaja angielski, i maja dosyc adoratorow. Wasze opcje to: krzywa Manka w rodzinnej wsi za winko, raczka przy laptoku albo rura od odkurzacza. Nasi kawalerowie. Caballeros Polaccos hihihihi.
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Miesykalem w Essex. Nieybzt fajna okoalica. Jedyny region w UK poza londynem gedzie mowia cockneyem (choc zmodyfikowanym) a ich akcent jest straszny. Ale tanio tam jak barszcz, 550 3 bedroom house w WItham gdzie mieszkalem.
What do Essex Girls use for protection during sex? Bus shelters!
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent Essex Girl? There've actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Why do Essex Girls drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room.
What does the label in an Essex Girl's knickers say? NEXT.
What does an Essex Girl say after having sex? "Wow! Do you really all play for the same team?"
What did the Essex Girl's mum say to her before her date? If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
What's the difference between an Essex Girl and the Grand Old Duke of York? The Grand Old Duke of York only had 10,000 men.
How does an Essex Girl turn the light out after sex? She shuts the car door.
How do you get an Essex Girl to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.
How do you know when an Essex Girl's had an orgasm? She drops her bag of chips.
What does an Essex Girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
An Essex Girl is badly hurt in a car crash. The ambulance man asks her: "Where are you bleeding from?" She replies: "I'm from Bleedin' Harlow, now get me out of here!"
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
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Q. How can you tell if a Essex girl is having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q. What's the difference between a Essex girl and an ironing board?
A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
Q. What does a Essex girl do with her cunt after sex?
A. She takes him down the pub.
Q. What's the similarity between a Essex girl and a dog's turd?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!
Q. What's the difference between a Essex girl and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends.
Q. What's the difference between a Essex girl wife and your job?
A. Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q. Why do Essex girls have one more brain cell than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits, they don't shit on the floor.
Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A. A washing machine doesn't follow you home after you've throw your load in it!!
Q. How do you know when an Essex girl is having an orgasm?
A. She drops her donna kebabs (zmodyfikowana wersja z chipsami ale lepsze imo wiec wrzucilem)
An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing.
She says to him "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, but why doz one of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it?"
So, the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies, "Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot."
"Cor, blimey!" exclaims the Essex girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them."
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
LONDON: A transvestite was caught having sex with a dog in the dry moat of a 13th century castle in Britain.
The 33-year-old man was caught with the animal in the moat of King Henry VIII's Pendennis Castle situated near the picturesque Falmouth Bay in Cornwall, The Telegraph reported.
The man mounted the pet after it chased him out of sight of its woman owner. The owner had been walking around the castle with a friend when the pair spotted the lone transvestite on Saturday morning.
As the two women spotted the cross dresser he ran away. Later one of the dogs chased after the man. By the time the women caught him up, the man was having sex with the pet.
Castle staff then restrained the man while police were called. He was escorted home and made a "full and frank confession". He received a caution for outraging public decency.
A police spokesman said: "Other agencies were liaised with and he was handed over to them".
A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident".
Jak macie psy to uwazajcie kto sie na nie dziwnie patrzy :D
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
i co mu odpisali:
przede wszystkim to jest Polska więc tu się kradnie.
- paliwo od żyda (oszczędzasz 200 zł)
- za prąd wiadomo tylko frajerzy płacą (150 zł do przodu)
- hodujesz świniaka w piwnicy (200 zł oszczędności na jedzeniu plus zysk ze sprzedaży wyrobów sąsiadom)
- satelita piracka (50 zł do przodu)
no i jakie inne wydatki. masz samochód, dom, telewizor więcej Ci w Polsce do szczęścia nie trzeba. taki lajfstajl. Dolicz sobie ew. 200 zł na wódke.
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? ”
― Charles Bukowski
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