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co tm co tam

‎50 shades of Chav.

"As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight." "It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he c...alled The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time." "Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you" "As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same." "My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had f***ed his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ass. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. He even had a semi on which was rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections

Zmieniony przez - leyus w dniu 2012-07-03 09:38:54

stare:P

Wlasnie obejrzalem uk police cos tam. Zlapali polaka ktory jechal tirem, zatrzymal sie na poboczu na autostradzie i obiera i gotuje ziemniaki, haha, podiritywany ze policja i zaczal po polsku do nich mowic i wymachiwac reka z nozem. Policja myslala ze ich atakuje i wezwali back up, kierowca sie rozplakal itp haha ale sceny zrobil, 30 funtow kary a on im pokazuje zdjecia na kamerze ze inni tez tak parkuja i pokazuje rejestracje haha i im tez maja dac 30 funtow, tylko ze tamci sp******ili a on zostal sam z ziemniakami. Nazwali go potatoe man hahaha ale wstyd ja p******e, dobrze ze tlumaca na radio mieli

potem pojechali bo ktos tam komus nozem grozil, a to polacy lowia ryby maczeta i spia pod mostem, zjedza co upoluja ibiora mete haha ale wstyd nie moge, oczywiscie polacy bezzebni i bez angola

Dawaj linka :)

w tv widzialem, najlepszy byl polak bez zebow z dredami na haju co polowal maczeta na ryby pod mostem a potem tam spal i je jadl, super, a kierowca tira mowi do nich po polsku haha i ma pretensje czemu nie mowia po polsku haha