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[...] nie majatek, najlepiej wyprobuj ja sama Tym, co jest napisane na opakowaniach nie zawsze warto sie sugerowac. Np. o herbacie z dodatkiem kory la'pacze mowi sie, ze ma dzialanie antykoncepcyjne .::One said, that teaching a woman magic is like giving a box of matches to a child::. .::He couldn't be more wrong::. .::It's much, much worse::.

[...] Co sie zas tyczy soli... mam dziwne wrazenie, ze sol sie w wodzie rozpuszcza... podobnie jak cukier, ktory w dodatku pokrywa cialo lepka warstwa... wiec pewnie chodzilo o peeling wlasnie na sucho .::One said, that teaching a woman magic is like giving a box of matches to a child::. .::He couldn't be more wrong::. .::It's much, much worse::.

[...] was to realize that if you use this particular set of three pluripotent stem cells, the mice don’t go back to age zero, which would cause cancer or worse,” Sinclair said. “Instead, the cells go back to between 50% and 75% of the original age, and they stop and don’t get any younger, which is lucky. How the cells know to do that, we don’t [...]

I was in a job interview today. The interviewing manager handed me his laptop and said try and sell it to me. So i put the laptop under my arm walk out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said bring it back here right now. I said $200 and its yours..... xD

[...] wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go [...]

Kojarzycie motyw teleturnieju z "Requiem dla snu"? Ten tekst mi sie z tym kojarzy. - We got a winner!.. - I said, we got a winner!.. - WHO IS THE WINNER?! - INSULINA! W tekscie do pelni szczescia zabraklo jeszcze wypowiedzi szczesliwych uzytkownikow nowej, rewelacyjnej metody profesora X, ktory odmienil ich zycie a ktory chetnie [...]

[...] Artemis seeks to return humans to the moon by 2024 and to establish sustainable exploration by 2028 in preparation for eventual human exploration of Mars, the agency said. “This is the first time since the Apollo era that NASA has direct funding for a human landing system,” said NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine. Elon Musk-led SpaceX bid [...]

[...] He is a great pal, but he has caused me a greatdeal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew hisdog license, I told the clerk I would like a license forSex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then, I said "But this isa dog," He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, Isaid, You don't understand. I've had Sex [...]

[...] to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned." 8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." 9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers." 10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store [...]

Viagra Coffee This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The [...]

[...] Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel [...]

"One time we had two planes converging. One of the guys on my shift said, `Delta, we want you to make a change of altitude.' The pilot said, `No, we're comfortable here.' The controller radioed the second pilot. `United, we want a change.' The pilot said, `No, we're comfortable here.' The controller said, `United, let me speak to your [...]

[...] pain produced by vigorous exercise. "Muscle contractions produce a host of biochemicals that can stimulate pain. Aspirin blocks only one of those chemicals," said Patrick O'Connor, professor of exercise science in UGA's College of Education. "Apparently the biochemical blocked by aspirin has little role in exercise-induced [...]

[...] FORT MYERS BEACH -- A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said. Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel [...]

[...] to explain why he did it. "I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun. "It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won. "I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. "After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the [...]

[...] about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the [...]

hihi, to dobre jest : A Welshman walked into his bedroom with sheep under his arm. "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache" he said. "I think you'll find that's a sheep" said his wife, sarcastically. "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.." said the Welshman

[...] o to czy w dece jest deca no i tyle , badanie hormonów może to potwierdzić nie czepiać się chłopaka , zrobi co zechce , bo burza się zrobiła ;-) Zmieniony przez - said-50 w dniu 2016-04-07 21:34:02 Zmieniony przez - said-50 w dniu 2016-04-07 21:35:05 Zmieniony przez - said-50 w dniu 2016-04-07 21:35:41 Zmieniony przez - said-50 w [...]

[...] She lifted 225 pounds in the squat and 138 in the bench-press events. "Adrenalin kicks in and gives you about 20 pounds more than you can lift in training," she said nonchalantly. Mrs. Clark was always an active person ? swimming, aerobics, that sort of thing. Then she began doing some weight training as part of her fitness center [...]

Vovchanchyn was born in the settlement of Fesky, in the Zolochevsky district to his father Yaroslav Iosifovich and his mother Kladiya Michaylovna. Vovchanchyn said that growing up, he caused trouble and got into street fights and different kinds of mischief. Due to his antics, there was a popular story in circulation, that whenever Igor became [...]