No wlasnie zj**ane na pewno my she poj**alo I mialo BBC lon - sob, qle slytam xd, wychodziloby 3zl za godzine na René haha Ukraine nornalnie Zmieniony przez - TanQer w dniu 2015-06-26 23:55:23
A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree [...]
[...] anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age [...]
[...] up by muscle cells as fuel and automatically induce insulin resistance in those muscles. There are a couple of nice summaries by Brand Miller (from back in the days when she used her brain for thinking) here and here and Wolever has some grasp of the problem too. This is patently logical as muscle runs well on lipids and so glucose can be [...]
hehe tyka to może cos o zapchanych receptorach?: I met this girl, when I was ten years old And what I loved most she had so much soul She was old school, when I was just a shorty Never knew throughout my life she would be there for me Pozdrawiam, Dezir - Uaciaty moderator działu "Fitness" ---------------------------------------------- [...]
The sky was dark, The moon was high, All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes were blue, I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how, But I tried my best; I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she [...]
No i proponuję wspoolnie odśpiewać staropolską kolędę "They Came to Bethlehem" : Pshy-bie-sheh-lih do Bet-le-jem paster-she, Grah-yawn skoch-ni-eh Dzie-tsawn-tech-ku nah li-she. Refrain: Hva-wah nah vy-so-kos-chih, Hva-wah nah vy-so-kos-chih, Ah pokooj nah she-mi. Oda-va-li sveh u-kwony vh po-ko-sheh, To-bieh, z ser-tsa o-ho-tne-go, oh [...]
A husband and wife were having the problem of lousy blowjobs. His wife went to the doctor and discussed it with the doctor. The doctor suggested that she practice on a ketchup bottle. About a week later her husband came home and she told him of the experiment and he was overjoyed. He dropped his pants that instant she reached out grabbed his [...]
DAQUAN IS THE REALEST MOTHERf***ER OUT THERE. DAQUAN IS A SEXY BEAST NIGGA. THE GREATEST, CALL HIM THE MOTHERf***IN' GOAT. HE WILL f*** YOUR BITCH SO HARD SHE CRUMBLES TO DEATH IN BED THEN YOU COME HOME AND WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. DAQUAN SNEEKS UP BEHIND YOU, PULLS YOUR PANTS DOWN THEN f***S YOU SO HARD THE BEDROOM FLOODS OF CUM AND YOU DROWN IN IT. [...]
[...] Rosją (obwodu kaliningradzkiego nie liczę). USA chyba bardziej zlewaczone jest niż Europa, np. babka z administracji konferencji ma w stopce informacje o zaimkach pronouns she, her, hers, żeby jej nie zmisgenderowac he he. Ja w mowie po angielsku orłem nie jestem, a tu jeszcze trzeba na zaimki zwraca uwagę. No zobaczę choć trochę jak tam w USA [...]
O co temu murzynowi chodziło, bo nie umiem w angielski tak dobrze? comment pod spodem "1:24 she went from black girl to white girl after he told her about the car lmao" %-) Zmieniony przez - pilek w dniu 2020-05-23 20:05:23
Nagranie jednej z komunistek i jeden z kluczowych fragmentów Former Communist Bella Dodd spoke on the Communist infiltration of the Catholic Church. Dodd, an important Communist party lawyer, teacher and activist, converted to Catholicism in April 1952 under the tutelage of Bishop Fulton J. Sheen. Stating that the Communist infiltration was so [...]
- -How to teach the English to swear in Polish. Please see below. - - -Jak nauczyc angola przeklinac po polsku: -First Lesson: -Tea who you yeah Bunny -Second lesson: -Scotch me tea who you -Third lesson: -Odd Pear Doll She -Fourth lesson: -Dee May She -Next: -Tea Story Who You -And next: -Yes Tess Q Tess
nie wiem natomiast jak to się przyjmie, ale angielskie limeryki mnie po prostu rozkładają there was a young woman from matio who was skilled in deep throat fellatio she married a midget and he stood on a widget and her throat to dick height was in ratio There once was a young man called Dave, Who dug up a prostitues grave, She was manky as shit, [...]
Well - nice talking with you Dez. We do have a little conversation about this so called Thymus - oh! Soon she will get what she deserves! But now - i must go sleep. So, good night, and sorry for my cracked English :P "Let your spirit stay unbroken, may you not be deterred"
Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The man again [...]
[...] between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex, too. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always [...]