"The ground is my ocean, I'm the shark, and most people don't even know how to swim." - RCJ Machado
"Personally, I think homosexualism is an ugly thing, two hairy men touching each other... ugh. Now, two women having sex is okay!" - Ryan Gracie
"If you want to get your face beaten and well smashed, your ___ kicked, and your arms broken, contact Carlos Gracie at this address..." - Brazilian Newspaper Ad circa 1920s
"It's like being a boy called Sue. With a name like that, you are tough or you die." - Renzo Gracie about being a Gracie
"Everyone has a gameplan until they get hit." - Mike Tyson
"You put the devil on the other side and I will come to fight!" - Royce Gracie
"Pain hurts." - Bill Wallace
"I promise one thing, lots of violence." - Vanderlei Silva
"I like fight." - Igor Zinoviev
"He hits like a girl." - Mo Smith on Mark Coleman
"The more I train, the luckier I get." - Renzo Gracie
"Boards don't hit back." - Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
"I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. You can't hit what you can't see." - Muhammed Ali
"I'm so bad that I make even medicine sick." - Muhammed Ali
"Heroes never die. Legends live forever."
"All the hours spent watching TV will be replaced by training. Instead of your good smelling girlfriends, you will be rolling around with bad smelling, sweaty men. Your ears will become deformed until they look like cauliflowers. Your fingers will become calloused and you joints will hurt, your knees and ankles will never be the same again. Yet, you will be able to practice this sport JiuJitsu and you WILL love it!" - Ad for a Jiu-Jitsu school in Sao Paulo, Brazil
"It was like getting raped by Freddy Mercury." - Tank Abbot about his fight with Dan Severn
"The more thou sweateth in training, the less thou bleedeth in war." - Richard Marcinko (founder of Seal Team 6)
"If you hesitate, you meditate in a horizontal position." - Ed Parker
"The greater the dichotomy, the profounder the transformation. Higher conciousness through harder contact." - Dog Brothers
"Ele vai dormir, meu irmao. (He will sleep, brother)" - Royce Gracie to Rickson before his first fight with Ken Shamrock
"My buddy, don't wear underwear, this way the dick falls down and won't get in the way, then you have good armlock." - Renzo Gracie on hurting your nuts when doing armbars without a cup
KAIN
"Give me what I want and I will go away"